full quotes list

(just in case you were wondering)

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"яб вернул, нах",// 1

"It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up.",//2

"Penutbuttathugga123 says hi.", //3

"I swear if you use this you're failing math.",//4

"On gang hipposite is superior.",//5

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH",//6

'"I hate you!"-some stupid lazy hater who doesent use hipposite',//7

"watch out for ICE vehicles, reports say that people with their papers are still getting deported",//8

"how come the liquor store workers ask for your drivers license, yet say its illegal to drink and drive",//9

"i hate friggen packets yo",//10

'"Yes i cry about racism while calling white names"-random guy',//11

'"hey dont look at me when you let your kid roll around the floor of a target, it’s gonna get stepped on"-connor',//12

"Me and my grandma just got divorced",//13

"chase money not women",//14

"get rich or die trying",//15

"linux in of itself is going to always surpass windows",//16

"you miss all the shots you dont take",//17

"the only thing promised in life is death"//18,

"good morning usa I got a feeling it's gonna be a wonderful day",//19

"we are america and we amer",//20

"put your hand on a burning stove for 5 minutes (we are not liable for the damages potentially caused)",//21

"'BAZINGA'-Sheldon cooper",//22

"roof dave, we love roof dave",//23

"kanye was NOT right",//24

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